I am a surrogate writer. That means I am a ghostwriter who is in the rarefied business of invading your mental space to assist you in the authorship of your book, an assignment on which I insist on being an authentic embodiment of flawless and unimpeachable service. I strive ceaselessly to exceed expectations in service delivery by transcending the strictures of convention. This is eminently evident in all aspects of my work, from the emotional connection I insist on striking at my first meeting with you, to the commitment to an uncompromising protocol of courteous disengagement at the conclusion of my assignment, being one that demands scrupulous attention to a culture of impeccable courtesy and easy graciousness, and in between, a committed effort to sustain a reverent respect for your sensibility, aspiration and desire, underscoring the perfectly valid premise that my obligation to you entails nothing short of a total subscription to a covenant of excellence in the discharge of your assignment, and to a standard as superlative as I conceivably make it. 

It cannot be otherwise. No one to whom is accorded the rare privilege of creeping into the mind of another can afford to be anything less than a gentleman. I am a gentleman, and I am proud to call myself one. I make a bold attempt to inspire literary greatness in you by awakening your creativity and ingenuity, just by the sheer power and passion of a ‘voice’ that I ensure is decidedly not subsumed by mine, which translates to being totally unfettered by the seeming constraints of proxy writing, while being empowered by the sheer potency of the legacy you wish to bequeath with your published book. I encourage clarity of vision and beauty of expression in you, the esteemed client that I am privileged and proud to serve, for it is around you, my esteemed client, that my own superlative brand is built. In all these, I seek no ego-based fame in the public domain, being eminently content to occupy a space of esteem and respect in the intellectual crevice that is the mind of you, my esteemed client. 

Finally, I am proud to declare that my work with you represents the restless and relentless pursuit of excellence in literary creativity that is also, both the hallmark of the values that I hold dear, and the sacrosanct covenant that I hold as self-evident in my humble, yet valiant attempt to engage in literary surrogacy at its creative best.

I ask you to remain assured of my high esteem always.

Yomi Garnett

Ghostwriter | Biographer

New York. Philadelphia. London. Abuja