WRITING SAMPLES
“My job is to present you as someone with the inexhaustible store of words that will adequately convey your message, by deploying interactive dialogue in such a way as to bring raw emotions to the surface in any encounter.” - Yomi Garnett
1. THE GHOSTWRITER
The Myth of Luck
I had only recently concluded work on the manuscript of his groundbreaking book. He is one of the most prodigiously successful hedge fund managers in the United States, and one whose exploits on the rarefied turf of high finance are the stuff of which legends are made.
“Sir, permit me to offer a sincere word of congratulations on the release of your book, “King of Hedge Capital,” by HarperCollins. Without doubt, you must feel as tremendously fulfilled as you must simply marvel at the astonishing run of good luck you have had over the past decade.”
My client, credited with possessing one of the finest financial minds on Earth, stared at me for fully half a minute before responding. When he did, it was in a very somber and grave tone.
“Doctor,” he started, “Phenomenally successful people, a club to which you imply I arguably belong, are not lucky people. They simply possess the wisdom to subscribe to certain laws of nature; laws which are ever so precise, and which continue to work in their favor all the time.”
“What do you mean?” I asked, nonplussed.
“The generality must be forgiven for subscribing to the notion that luck plays a prominent role in our affairs. That is because their own perception of the concept of luck is amusingly mediocre at best, and tragically fatal at worst. Peak performing individuals, on the other hand, subscribe to the noble precept that luck is merely the meeting point of mortal effort at arduous preparation, and the opportunity that can justify all that effort.”
He paused to take a sip of his ginseng tea.
“Furthermore,” the man continued, “the widely-held concept of luck is merely a self-serving platitude that leaves us, in one instance, at the mercy of the capricious nature of fate, and in another instance, at the mercy of a fatally self-defeatist inclination to seek a convenient explanation for our own failure to accomplish set goals, assuming we even had any in the first place. You see, my esteemed friend, there is meticulous order to all our affairs. It is only because there is often a long interval between an action and its result that we are generally inclined to forget the cause and concern ourselves only with the effect. That is why we talk with such glib ease about luck. Yet, we will always reap what we sow. High achievers are those who unearth principles, and observe details, that others blissfully gloss over. Such people are considered lucky, while in fact, all they do is apply laws that are really quite precise. We must refuse to expect an easy path to success. Instead, we should anticipate the challenging but rewarding highway to the top.”
Yomi Garnett MD
2. THE GHOSTWRITER
The Final Obligation
Courtesy, civility, couth, culture and wholesome good manners, become a ghostwriter. I hasten to state that, in this brief submission, I veer from my famed disinclination to share details of a vocation for which I reserve a sublime, if not reverent, respect, not because I aim to engage in grandstanding self-glorification, but merely to, in my capacity as a mentor to upcoming writers, underscore the perfectly valid premise that ghostwriting goes far beyond subscribing to a covenant of excellence in the discharge of client assignment, and to a standard as superlative as one can conceivably make it. It also demands the submission of the client’s manuscript with scrupulous attention to a protocol of impeccable courtesy, easy graciousness and intellectual honesty. That, not unnaturally, is because a ghostwriter is a gentleman. She is also a lady.
I had cause to submit a finished manuscript in the early hours of this morning. This was my Submission Summary.
Dear Sir,
SUBMISSION SUMMARY
I made you a solemn promise to submit your Complete Manuscript as a Christmas gift. I hereby faithfully fulfill that promise.
- This is a Complete Manuscript.
- It has a total of fifteen chapters and 56,720 words.
- Rigorous and exhaustive effort has been deployed to serial editing and proofreading. Yet, as is often the case with a multiplicity of words, I crave your kind indulgence to note that there still remains a margin for error, in the form of inadvertent spelling and punctuation errors. But, I can assure you they will not be many. Please remain assured that the editorial team of the publishing house will address them. In fact, that service is invariably built into their publishing fees.
- Purely as a matter of protocol, my Executive Assistant asked me to remind you of your outstanding balance of payment. In fact, our protocol is to accept the balance before final submission. Yet, in truth, I sincerely consider that my relationship with you far transcends such mundane concerns, and I assured my team that you are the perfect gentleman.
- I thank you, most sincerely, for the privilege to have been of humble service, even as I wish you a glorious Yuletide season.
- Please accept assurance of my high esteem always.
- God bless you, and keep you. Amen.
With The Most affectionate Regards.
Yomi Garnett
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
December 25, 2022
THE GHOSTWRITER
Ghost + Writer = Ghostwriter
No literary effort can beat a superlatively written book. That is because a good book is written twice. It is first written in the mental realm. Then, it is written on the material plane.
Expressed with as much elegance as an unassailable truth will permit, you, the author of the book, would first write the story in your head. Next, your ghostwriter spookily creeps into your head to retrieve the story. That is why he is called a ghost. What he does is as uncanny, and as eerie, as it is surreal.
Finally, he bakes you a sumptuous literary cake, creatively topping it with the icing that is the rich repertoire of phrases and metaphors that bring raw emotions to the surface in all your encounters, and in such a singularly unique manner that your ‘voice’ is decidedly not subsumed by his.
Voilà! Your book is written!
Yomi Garnett MD
TESTIMONIALS
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
I would receive his story, thoughts and ideas, and synthesize them with such creativity that the entire narrative is translated into words that reflect his own 'voice.’”
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I deploy the combination of focused research, and language proficiently delivered with superlative fluency, to arrive at a literary outcome that is written and finished in exquisite literary taste.
I will, indeed, present you as someone with the inexhaustible store of words that will continually bring raw emotions to the surface in any encounter.
The entire magically seamless and creative process will take no longer than 60 days. That is my own charter of guarantee.
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